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March 20, 2016

'Two cannibals were eating a clown -- one said to the other, "Does he taste funny to you?" [CBD]

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'I finally have the body I want. It's easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.'
Louis CK

'I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm so indebted to her for.'
WC Fields

'She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.'
Bob Hope



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