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February 18, 2016

Shock Breaking: Terrible Candidate Now Brings Her Terrible Campaign to Nevada; Does Terribly

No one saw this coming.


Allies of Hillary Clinton are growing nervous as the Democratic presidential race with Bernie Sanders tightens ahead of contests in Nevada and South Carolina.

That's because she's terrible.

A new CNN/ORC poll released Wednesday found Clinton with a 1-point lead in Nevada, which hosts its caucuses on Saturday. That's a huge change from the 23-point lead Clinton enjoyed in a late December poll by Gravis.

That's because she's 1, terrible, and 2, not good at anything she does.


In South Carolina, which hosts its primary election on Feb. 27, Clinton has a more comfortable 18-point lead according to a CNN/ORC poll. But even that edge has narrowed since Sanders crushed her in New Hampshire's primary last week.

That's because she's 1, terrible, 2, not good at anything she does, except for 2 (a) graft and 2 (b) lying.

As recently as mid-January, a poll from NBC, The Wall Street Journal and Marist found Clinton with a 33-point lead in South Carolina.

That's because she's 1, terrible, and 2, not good at anything she does, except 2(a) graft and 2(b) lying except Caveat 2 (b)(i) she's also not good at lying, as it turns out, though she has had plenty of practice.


"I don't get it. I don't think anyone expected this race to look like this," said one former Clinton aide who maintains ties with the campaign. "A big loss in New Hampshire, basically a tie going into Nevada. You have to ask yourself, 'What's next?'"

What's next is that she loses big and is once again humiliated.

That's because she's 1, terrible, and 2, not good at anything she does, except 2(a) graft and 2(b) lying except Caveat 2 (b)(i) she's also not good at lying, as it turns out, though she has had plenty of practice and owes her entire career to 3, the man she married.

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"It's hard to feel confident about South Carolina if you lose Nevada," the former aide said.

That's because she's 1, terrible, and 2, not good at anything she does, except 2(a) graft and 2(b) lying except Caveat 2 (b)(i) she's also not good at lying, as it turns out, though she has had plenty of practice and owes her entire career to 3, the man she married, though Caveat 3(a) it turned out she wasn't very good at being a wife except for the part about 3(a)(i) viciously attacking all the women her husband was schtupping.

By the way, Hillary keeps claiming that Nevada naturally favors Bernie Sanders because it's "80% white."

This is a lie, as people keep pointing out. In the last election, less than 70% of voters were white -- about kinda normal for the country.

The reason she tells stupid lies that are easily disproven is because 2 (b)(i) she's also not good at lying, as it turns out, though she has had plenty of practice and owes her entire career to 3, the man she married, though Caveat 3(a) it turned out she wasn't very good at being a wife except for the part about 3(a)(i) viciously attacking all the women her husband was schtupping instead of 3(a)(ii) simply having sex with him once in a while instead of 3(a)(iii) crawling into a bottle every night.


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