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February 01, 2016

Five Key Keys to Look Out for In Tonight's Thing

Put aside the egghead commentary: This will come down to five keys.

1. The Expectations Game. Some people have expectations, other people have different expectations. Here's the thing: most of those boners don't know which way is up. The thing about expectations is that you should only expect the unexpected. That's why most people are retards.

2. The Trump Factor. Will Trump be a factor? The smart money says "maybe, maybe not." Others disagree. How do you like them apples, Bozo?

3. Issues. People have issues, but will they be able to get over their issues? I asked this question of the so-called "pundits" --most of them answered "What?" Exactly, dummies. Now shut up and go back to your miserable lives of reading books and never knowing the touch of a woman.

4. The Enthusiasm Gap. Do you like gaps? If so, how much? Would you say you're enthusiastic about them? If so, this campaign is all about you, no matter what the so-called "people" say. People are the worst and should be avoided unless you need sex or food.

And finally:

5. Turnout. Will there be turnout? And if so -- who will voters turn out for? All these so-called "experts" can't answer this one simple question. That's why they're assholes.

But Seriously: High turnout favors Sanders.

A report claims that 141 people showed up at one Democrat caucus, which had 160 show up big-turnout 2008. So, to me, that seems closer to 2008 than Hillary might want.

She's getting schlonged.

Meanwhile, based on twitter claims, GOP turnout is high as well.

Decision Desk: Still early, but numbers are beginning to come in.

Cruz leads.

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