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January 06, 2016

CNN Dummies Shocked That Some People Think That Obama Wants to Take Your Guns Away

Let me explain to these dummies.

Obama has, on four occasions, praised the Australian model as the "sensible gun safety" model we should follow.

The Australian model was almost full, coerced confiscation.

Now see if you can follow this reasoning, CNN Dummies:

If every time you got into a fight with your spouse, your spouse said "Boy, we should try what Bob and Edith do in their marriage, they don't have fights and they both seem happy," and you know Bob and Edith have an open marriage and go to a suburban sex club out by the access road behind the Cracker Barrel, would you be paranoid for thinking your spouse might be interested in some swinging?


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