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January 04, 2016

Reminder: Bill Clinton Believes in UFOs and the JFK Conspiracy, And Hillary Talks to Ghosts

But these weird New Age nonsense beliefs -- dopey pseudoreligions taking the place of actual religions -- will be ignored, while the media continues to jeer at people for reading the Bible.

Senator Jack -- a coblogger here, though inactive -- reminded me that Webb Hubbell revealed in his book that Bill Clinton had an important mission for him when they came into power in 1992. Namely, getting to the bottom of the UFO and JFK conspiracies.

From Deborah Orin, writing at the NY Post. (The original article isn't available. Here's a snippet from a UFO site.)

BILL WANTED UFO PROBE: HUBBELL BOOK

By DEBORAH ORIN


President Clinton was intrigued by UFOs and wanted to know if they
really existed, says a new book by his golfing pal, disgraced Justice
Department official Webb Hubbell.

Hubbell says finding out about UFOs was one of the top priorities
Clinton gave him in sending him over to a job as one of Attorney
General Janet Reno's top deputies.

Clinton had said, "if I put you over at Justice I want you to find the
answers to two questions for me," Hubbell recounts.

"One, who killed JFK. And two, are there UFOs."

"Clinton was dead serious. I had looked into both, but wasn't satisfied
with the answers I was getting," Hubbell adds.

He wasn't satisfied with the answers Hubbell was getting.

Meanwhile, Kimberly Kaye reminds people that Hillary Clinton, noted UFOlogist, has also taken part in seances in which she spoke to the ghosts of Eleanor Roosevelt and Gandhi.

The ghosts of Eleanor Roosevelt! And Gandhi! At the White House!

I wonder how much they contributed to the Clintons to get the invite.

So yes let's talk up Donald Trump's goofy belief in the Birth Certificate Conspiracy while never talking about Bill and Hillary's shared belief that the government is covering up the existence of alien visitors to earth (despite their having been co-presidents in charge of the government for eight years) and Hillary's fifth-dimensional astral projections to the outer planes.



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