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December 29, 2015

George Pataki Announces He Will Pataki It Up and End His Not-Actually-Real Bid for the Presidency

In a speech unpatakied with emotion, Pataki announced he will drop out of the race to an auditorium which was the opposite of whatever patakied with supporters is.

In a race patakied with unexpected twists, George Pataki always remained a consistent, comforting presence, by always staying at the very bottom of the pataki of candidates.

Why no, I don't know why I keep hitting this lame joke, either. I guess I just thought at some point I could make something which isn't funny, funny, if I just kept patakiying in the repetitions.

The question on nobody's mind is: Who gets the support of All of the Person who supported Pataki?


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