Overnight Open Thread (26 Dec 2015)

Hopefully you morons were able to stay home today and not wade out into return line hell.

Top Ten Constitutional Violations

Must be hard to condense Obama's Constitutional violations into a top 10 list. And the list is mostly only for this year. I'm sure this last year is gonna be a doozy.

Question Of The Day

Journalism today. Why are Chinese restaurants open on Christmas?

Best News Bloopers Of 2015 Part Deux

UAV Problems

Heh. My son's UAV lasted all of a day but I think I can fix it. One of the rotors isn't working right now. All those Christmas UAVs are falling out of the sky.

ER Visit Data

It's that time of year to review all the things folks were putting into orifices and then had to go to the ER.

Ear
-"Put tissue paper in ear to keep hairspray from getting in ear"
-"Patient states roach was in ear, stabbed it with pin, sustained perforation of tympanic membrane"

Throat
-Broom
-"Was eating beef jerky, when he opened the package of silica and sprinkled it on the beef jerky"
-Wig

Taylor Davis

Gun Tax

Just stupid. Judge upholds Seattle's 'gun violence' tax. It'll do nothing to address 'gun violence' and is essentially just a money grab on law abiding citizens exercising their 2nd Amendment rights.

Cable Prices

Well this should accelerate the demise of cable companies. Get ready to ring in '16 with a cable bill increase of up to 4%.

Box Office Showdown

I don't think Star Wars: The Force Awakens will dethrone Avatar but I sure hope it does.

Cat Video

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