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December 19, 2015

Oberlin College...What Parents Would Send Their Children There? [CBD]

The Onion should probably just close its doors, because it simply can't compete with the reality of today's stunningly stupid, vile, self-absorbed, pompous asses who inhabit colleges across the country.

Oh, yeah, they have a political agenda that seems to be a combination of a puppy's desire for instant gratification with a hard-core Marxist's desire to burn down the West.
"One Man -- One Vote -- One Time"

If the president of Oberlin college had any balls, he would stand on a table in its biggest dining hall during its most crowded time, and tell everyone there to go f@*k themselves.

He won't. He will undoubtedly change the menu to more accurately reflect his cowardice and lack of any sense that perhaps children should hear the word "no" occasionally.


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