Oberlin College...What Parents Would Send Their Children There? [CBD]

The Onion should probably just close its doors, because it simply can't compete with the reality of today's stunningly stupid, vile, self-absorbed, pompous asses who inhabit colleges across the country.

Oh, yeah, they have a political agenda that seems to be a combination of a puppy's desire for instant gratification with a hard-core Marxist's desire to burn down the West.
"One Man -- One Vote -- One Time"

If the president of Oberlin college had any balls, he would stand on a table in its biggest dining hall during its most crowded time, and tell everyone there to go f@*k themselves.

He won't. He will undoubtedly change the menu to more accurately reflect his cowardice and lack of any sense that perhaps children should hear the word "no" occasionally.

posted by Open Blogger at 12:20 PM

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