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December 08, 2015
AOSHQDD Volunteers Needed- New Hampshire
Hello again everyone.
Occasionally, despite my constant betrayal and backstabbing, Ace lets me wander back over here to request various things.
So, here we are, approaching another Presidential primary season.
I want to thank all of the morons and 'ettes who have dutifully plugged the numbers away at the Decision Desk. But we need more, particularly if you reside in New England.
Our goal, as always, is to deliver results accurately, quickly, and to beat the mainstream to the call. With the primary up in the air and 14 candidates jockeying for position (there are actually thirty names on the ballot in New Hampshire but most of them are total losers, I mean just awful, really), we need all the help we can get.
Some of us, scattered across the country, will be flying in and setting up a temporary HQ, probably near Manchester/Nashua. Other existing volunteers, residing in surrounding states, will be driving in and relaying results from the major municipalities.
This is where we really need the help. We need more bodies in more offices, and more volunteers with laptops at the ready to really divvy up the inbound emails from over two hundred clerks. To report from a clerk office or precinct, you'll just need a tablet or laptop and the patience to wait for the clerk. Most will have results tabulated within an hour after polls close, which is 7pm local time (excluding the larger municipalities which may opt for an 8pm close time).
If you reside within an hour's drive of New Hampshire, or ideally within the state itself, and would like to join us on election night in enhancing our returns operation, please send an email to AOSHQDD (AT) GMAIL.COM.
Thanks Ace, I guess.
Now, I need to finish that Federalist article so I can start on that National Review one...