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June 26, 2015

What Is Still Good In Life? What Is Still Good In America?

My mood is dark, but commenters lifted my spirits by reminding me there are still good things in life, like gambling strippers who let you spin The Wheel of Anal.

What is still good in your lives?

What is still good in this country?

It doesn't have to be big things. Like, I just got a Police greatest hits album. The Police are really good, and I had forgotten that.

So that's good.

That, and the Wheel of Anal.

Which was actually a song on Regatta de Blanc I'm pretty sure (La Roue d'Anal).

Here's Something Nice: via Jane D'Oh:

BREAKING NEWS: Escaped convict Richard Matt has been shot and killed in upstate New York. http://t.co/gH7eDeSssr pic.twitter.com/rmDFmEAwUy
— Fox News (@FoxNews) June 26, 2015

"I got him" pic.twitter.com/zaQMTGkJiA
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 26, 2015

posted by Ace at 04:25 PM

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