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June 09, 2015

Um: Press Asking Who Will Serve as Lindsay Graham's First Lady

This is a delicate question, of course, because of the speculations (whose accuracy I have no idea about) that Lindsey Graham is gay.

The thing is, we've had several candidates who were rumored to be gay, or to have been gay. Among them: the last Democrat candidate for president, Barack Obama, and the soon-to-be Democrat candidate for president, Hillary Clinton.

Will the press likewise be asking Hillary about Those Rumors?

Or is this a service the media only performs on behalf of Republicans? Like, trying to help us out, so we Know Who The Homos Are, because that's so important to us?

en. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), a lifelong bachelor and long-shot presidential candidate, disclosed in an interview published Tuesday how he might go about the issue of first lady if elected.

"Well, I've got a sister. She could play that role if necessary," Graham, 59, told the Daily Mail during an interview at a recent campaign event.

"I've got a lot of friends. We'll have a rotating first lady," Graham added, chuckling.

Graham basically raised his sister after his mother died young.

So, media: How about it? If we're going to coyly inquire into Graham's sexual preferences, how about we sleuth down those rampaging rumors about Hillary Clinton's dalliances?



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