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June 05, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (5 Jun 2015)

Reading some words backwards is now offensive. Wait until the perpetually offended find out that some numbers on a calculator can make offensive words when read upside down.


Lottery Question

Maybe a tough question for the horde. What would you prefer winning in a lottery? A couple of million dollars or a 20 year supply of bacon?

Colorado Sniper

Latest Colorado killing sparks fears of a possible serial shooter. They don't know yet if the latest shooting victim is related to the previous ones yet.

Ace In Episode VII?

Is Wicket in Star Wars: The Force Awakens?

Bad Teacher

Investigation launched after 10th grade geometry teacher allegedly tells students to take selfies with parents' sex toys for extra credit. I can just see the discussion in class about what geometric shape each toy is. Good thing the teachers first name wasn't Wang.

Summer Drink Fad

I think I'll pass on this. I'd rather have the real thing. Summer's coolest drink looks like a beer and tastes like coffee.

Carpet Bombing

We should be doing these carpet bombing runs on live ISIS targets instead of a training range in Jordan.

Parody Horror Movie Trailer

Economic Recovery

Only 33 U.S. cities have recovered from recession. 1/3 of those cities are in Texas.

Arietid Meteor Shower

If you happen to be up an hour or so before sunrise, you might be able to catch the ongoing Arietid Meteor shower.

Dog Video

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