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Elizabeth Warren to Actual Indians: I'm Like Sorry or Whatever I Claimed to be an Indian Everytime I Was Applying for a Job or Running for Senate
Former "Republican" Turned MSNBC Propagandist Nicolle Wallace: Trump Might Be Removed Via the 25th Amendment for the Alzheimer's We're Going to Conspiracy-Theorize Into Reality
In Wake of ICE Raid and Reduction of Illegal Workforce, Over 200 Americans Apply for Jobs at Koch Foods Chicken Plant
Fredo's Older Brother, Governor Fredo Due Cuomo: How Dare You Call My Brother Fredo "Fredo" and Slur All Italians With Your Racisty Racist Claim That All Italians are in the Mafia
Court Summons Issued for Bodyguard of CNN's April D. Ryan, Who Roughed Up a Journalist
Russia Nuclear Monitoring Sites Lost Contact After Suspected Nuclear Blast; Speculation That Explosion Was Caused by Nuclear-Powered Mega-Torpedo, Thirty Times Larger Than Largest US Torpedos
Man Witnessed Don Lemon's Degrading Sexual Assault on Bartender
Illinois State Senator Apologizes for Supporters Acting Out a Trump Assassination Sketch at Fundraiser
Rashida Tlaib Now Calling for Boycotts of Individual Jews
Overnight Open Thread (17 Apr 2015)
FBI holds "special" meeting in Juarez to address ISIS camp. OK, what they mean by addressing the ISIS camp is find out who is leaking information of the camp to Judicial Watch.
SMOD
Damn. They're working on saving us from SMOD.
Chess News
Chess champ busted cheatin' at Dubai tournament. Frequent bathroom breaks did him in.
In Russia
I forgot they had a carrier. In Russia, they strap a jet engine to a tractor for FOD removal on their flight decks. I need one of these for all the pollen around here.
Star Wars
That was a pretty sweet teaser trailer(check out Matthew Mcconaughey's reaction) for the new movie yesterday. It actually boosted Disney's stock yesterday 1%. Today, they released the trailer for their new video game, Star Wars: Battlefront. Ima gonna have to get a new computer now. Just wish they'd come out with an X-Wing or TIE game again.
White House Security
White House fence may get spikes. It's only a matter of time before they add a moat. Some crocodiles. Maybe some landmines.
Sexual Assault
TSA sexually assaults someone everyday. Have SJW's responded yet? Rolling Stone do an article?
Today's Earworm
Faces Of $15 Minimum Wage
New website documents the struggles of business owners to cope with minimum wage hikes.
Chimps
Do chimps trade food for sex? If only the male species knew that female chimps are already sluts.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Two days. That's all she lasted on her food stamp diet.
Puppy Eyes
Hmmmm. Study reveals that there just might be something there when you look into your dogs eyes.
Bacon
Bacon fried Oreos anyone?
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Dog Video
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Elizabeth Warren to Actual Indians: I'm Like Sorry or Whatever I Claimed to be an Indian Everytime I Was Applying for a Job or Running for Senate
Former "Republican" Turned MSNBC Propagandist Nicolle Wallace: Trump Might Be Removed Via the 25th Amendment for the Alzheimer's We're Going to Conspiracy-Theorize Into Reality
In Wake of ICE Raid and Reduction of Illegal Workforce, Over 200 Americans Apply for Jobs at Koch Foods Chicken Plant
Fredo's Older Brother, Governor Fredo Due Cuomo: How Dare You Call My Brother Fredo "Fredo" and Slur All Italians With Your Racisty Racist Claim That All Italians are in the Mafia
Court Summons Issued for Bodyguard of CNN's April D. Ryan, Who Roughed Up a Journalist
Russia Nuclear Monitoring Sites Lost Contact After Suspected Nuclear Blast; Speculation That Explosion Was Caused by Nuclear-Powered Mega-Torpedo, Thirty Times Larger Than Largest US Torpedos
Man Witnessed Don Lemon's Degrading Sexual Assault on Bartender
Illinois State Senator Apologizes for Supporters Acting Out a Trump Assassination Sketch at Fundraiser
Rashida Tlaib Now Calling for Boycotts of Individual Jews
Election Projection
Federal Review
Real Clear Politics
Rasmussen Reports
Gallup
Zogby
FoxNews Polls
Sabato/Crystal Ball
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)