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April 17, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (17 Apr 2015)

FBI holds "special" meeting in Juarez to address ISIS camp. OK, what they mean by addressing the ISIS camp is find out who is leaking information of the camp to Judicial Watch.


SMOD

Damn. They're working on saving us from SMOD.

Chess News

Chess champ busted cheatin' at Dubai tournament. Frequent bathroom breaks did him in.

In Russia

I forgot they had a carrier. In Russia, they strap a jet engine to a tractor for FOD removal on their flight decks. I need one of these for all the pollen around here.

Star Wars

That was a pretty sweet teaser trailer(check out Matthew Mcconaughey's reaction) for the new movie yesterday. It actually boosted Disney's stock yesterday 1%. Today, they released the trailer for their new video game, Star Wars: Battlefront. Ima gonna have to get a new computer now. Just wish they'd come out with an X-Wing or TIE game again.

White House Security

White House fence may get spikes. It's only a matter of time before they add a moat. Some crocodiles. Maybe some landmines.

Sexual Assault

TSA sexually assaults someone everyday. Have SJW's responded yet? Rolling Stone do an article?

Today's Earworm

Faces Of $15 Minimum Wage

New website documents the struggles of business owners to cope with minimum wage hikes.

Chimps

Do chimps trade food for sex? If only the male species knew that female chimps are already sluts.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Two days. That's all she lasted on her food stamp diet.

Puppy Eyes

Hmmmm. Study reveals that there just might be something there when you look into your dogs eyes.

Bacon

Bacon fried Oreos anyone?
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Dog Video

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