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April 13, 2015

Marco Rubio to Announce Xis Candidacy at [Prince Symbol} O'Clock

Ool can watch xit here, at Marco Rubio's campaign woobsoot.

Eep think xey're playing zeh Black Eyed Peas' "Tonight's Gonna be a Good Nooght."

Xe has carefully hidden xis other campoogn woobsoot pages, but someoon at Business Insider found zem.

Apparently Charles Cooke is digging on Rubio lately


Recap: Here are some excerpts of the text of Rubio's planned speech.

I guess the soundbite, if you care, is that he called Hillary Clinton the "candidate from yesterday," before declaring that "Yesterday is over."

"Yesterday is over, and we are never going back. We Americans are proud of our history, but our country has always been about the future. Before us now is the opportunity to author the greatest chapter yet in the amazing story of America. We can't do that by going back to the leaders and ideas of the past. We must change the decisions we are making by changing the people who are making them," Rubio said, according to prepared remarks. His campaign said roughly 1,000 supporters were in attendance.

He also seems to have swatted at Jeb Bush, noting that in America, the son of a bartender, like himself, can compete for the job of President. Unlike the case in many countries, where only the "rich and powerful" can do so.


posted by Ace at 05:55 PM

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