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March 26, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (3-26-2015)

Busy. Drinking. Not caring. Too unmotivated at the moment to give you the punishment and abuse you deserve. But considering outsourcing it to an Indian consulting service. Those guys will work for rupees and aren't hung up at all on ethics or US Laws.

Quote of the Day I

The latest man to score an interview with President Obama, Shane Smith, has conducted some hard-hitting interviews, including one with a Japanese sex doll.

Quote of the Day II

Friendly governments spy on friendly government. That's how friends make sure who are their real friends.

The way the U.S. allegedly found out Israel was spying on the nuke negotiations was because the U.S. was spying on Israel.

Quote of the Day III

There is a simple rule here, a rule of legislation, a rule of business, a rule of life: beyond a certain point, complexity is fraud. You can apply that rule to left-wing social programs, but you can also apply that rule to credit derivatives, hedge funds, all the rest of it.

-- PJ O'Rourke

Quote of the Day IV

Bill Clinton is not a hypocrite. If a man believes that it is just and moral to redistribute wealth, there is nothing hypocritical in his attempts to redistribute some of that wealth to himself.

-- PJ 'O'Rourke

Polarizing, Calculating, Disingenuous, Insincere, Ambitious, Inevitable, Entitled, Secretive, Will-Do-Anything-To-Win, Out-of-the-Past, Out-of-Touch Hillary Clinton

This Sign Was a Lie

In fact the Obama administration has been consistently undermining Nigeria's fight with Boko Haram. Either as part of a malevolent strategy or just general fecklessness.


Woo Hoo We're Number 13!

Putin: I'm Having a Hard Time Controlling My Aggressive, Anti-American Military Commanders

Things Fall Apart

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

If you enjoyed 1939 and 1979, get ready for 2015.

Like Sex and Drugs and Parties?

And guns too I'm assuming. Well then the ATF, DEA, and USMS want YOU!

OMFG Global Warming May Lead to More of This

Not quite the panic-inducing threat the warmalists seem to think it is.


What is Happening in This Picture?

Well whatever you think it is, you're probably wrong in some way.


Tatooine Under Siege by ISIS

The Deep Easter Eggs Within Archer Season 6


The 15 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods in the US

I'm surprised Jackson, TN and Rockford, IL had neighborhoods in the top five.

Dr. Nerdlove: Help, I'm Afraid of my Wife

Short answer: Run. Run like the wind. Cut all ties to your previous life. Convince her you're dead. Consider re-emerging in a couple of years. But always check for ex shadows like a scared groundhog.

Yahoo group. That is all.

Come on be a smartie and join the yahoo group party! For the children.

And my lo-fi Twitter spew.

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