Want To Live The Rock Star Lifestyle But Don't Have Any Musical Ability? No Problem, Just Become A Federal Law Enforcement Agent!*

Sex parties with hookers and other gifts, all courtesy of your local Colombian drug cartel! All this can be yours if you just sign up to join the DEA or any of a number of other federal agencies.

Sweet!

The stunning allegations are part of an investigation by the Justice Department’s inspector general into allegations of sexual harassment and misconduct within DEA, FBI, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, and the U.S. Marshals Service. The IG’s office found that DEA did not fully comply with its probe.

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The “sex parties” in Colombia, though, were by far the most damaging allegations.

“The foreign officer allegedly arranged ‘sex parties’ with prostitutes funded by the local drug cartels for these DEA agents at their government-leased quarters, over a period of several years,” the IG report says.

“Although some of the DEA agents participating in these parties denied it, the information in the case file suggested they should have known the prostitutes in attendance were paid with cartel funds. A foreign officer also alleged providing protection for the DEA agents’ weapons and property during the parties,” the report said. “The foreign officers further alleged that in addition to soliciting prostitutes, three DEA SSAs [special agents] in particular were provided money, expensive gifts, and weapons from drug cartel members.”

But don't worry, there's a price to be paid for such egregious behavior....suspensions of between 2 and 10 days. Thanks public worker unions!

Gee, why do some people feel the game is rigged against the serfs, er "average citizen" and in favor of members of the governing class.

*Rock star joke inspired by Matt Cover.

posted by DrewM. at 10:51 AM

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