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December 14, 2014
Silly Sunday-Creative Curse Edition [Weirddave]
Ok, here's the deal. You're a witch, or a warlock or a God. Doesn't matter. You have mystical powers! OOOOHHH!. So. How would you curse someone who cut you off in traffic? You're not going to wish them dead, or maimed, or kill their family. That's a bit much for the offense. No, this thread is about just how creative you can be when cursing someone who transgressed against you in a minor way. The point isn't to hurt them, it's just to......inconvenience them for a bit.
Examples:
I curse you to shit your pants every time you see a school bus!
I curse you to jump up and down uncontrollably every time a Democrat lies! (That one is probably over the line. Poor fellow would spend his life as a pogo stick)
So, whostaa got Horde? Let's kill some time until Dave gets here with the football thread.
Open thread.
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