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October 29, 2014

"Sweet Pea, Cory Gardener Denies *Science!*"

That's why he's banned birth control, Sweet Pea! That's why there's no condoms anymore, Sweet Pea!!!

Here's your new NARAL ad against Cory Gardener:

Woman: Did you try the corner market?

Man: Of course.

Woman: Grocery store?

Man: Sold out?

Woman: Drug store?

Man: Come on.

Woman: So *everyone's* sold out of condoms? Hmm. How did this happen?

Man: Cory Gardner banned birth control. And now, it's all on us guys. And you can't find a condom *anywhere*. And the pill was just the start. Pell grants my little brother was counting on for college? Cory cut them. Climate change that *everyone* knows is weirding our weather, Cory flat-out denies it. Sweet Pea, Cory denies science!

Woman: Come on!

Man: This guy has no idea what’s going on in the real world.

Lot of that goin' round.

The New York Times just published a whiny piece decrying what they call the "bumpkinization" of politics -- by which they mean pitching ads to non-progressive urban "Science Lover" voters -- and yet they don't seem to notice there's an awful lot of bumpkinization going on on the left, including among the self-alleged Leftist Elite.

As Fat Bastard said about farts: Everyone likes their own brand, eh?


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