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October 23, 2014

Again, the Decision Desk Needs You

I want to thank everyone who answered our call and signed up with us earlier this week. Those of you who have will very soon see team emails and your assigned sheets. We are just over 2/3rds where we need to be for election night, so we still need more folks, particularly earlier in the evening Eastern time.

If you reside in New Hampshire, we could use you on-the ground in a few municipalities (Milford, Rochester, Laconia, Hampton, and just for shits and giggles, Dixville Notch). Likewise for Connecticut (Bridgeport, Hartford, Stamford) and Maine (Portland, Bangor thanks Slublog!).

Otherwise, we need, basically, asses-in-seats: we need more volunteers who can monitor returns from various sources, input them on our spreadsheets, and stick around until their precincts are all reported. That's the job, as plain as we can describe it. As I said in the last post about this:

The genius behind this project is the lack of it: it doesn't take brains to construct a spreadsheet. To hit CTRL-C and CTRL-V. To read up on past returns and early voting trends. It simply takes a mass of dedicated people.

No.

A mass of morons.

Join us.

Note: look carefully after you submit. That button that appears is a critical read.


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