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September 28, 2014
Weekend Travel Thread: Funny Bone Edition [Y-not]Greetings morons and moronettes! While we all nervously scan the German newspapers for signs of moronette, HR's, arrest for disorderly conduct at Oktoberfest, how about a few chuckles? Courtesy of Travel and Leisure, here are some funny signs you might encounter while on your travels. As co-author of the Garden Thread, I like this one: (I'd hate to see the dogs in that neighborhood!) Courtesy of NomadicSamuel dot com, here's a list of recommended travel blogs known for their edgy humor. There are some good links there. Here's an excerpt from one of the recommended blogs, Johnny Vagabond, describing a trip to Bangkok: I think I'm finally adapting to the heat and humidity here. By adapting, I mean that my entire body has transformed itself into a single, massive sweat gland. Follow the link to read the horrifying rest.
Here's CNN's list of the Top 15 Travel Books of all-time (I've edited the content for length):
Follow the link to see the books that made their Top Five list. I've read several of the books on the list, including Bryson's although they overlooked my favorite, "Notes from a Small Island". Here's a brief excerpt from a chapter in which he describes his experiences at a run-down boarding house in Dover: I'd intended to turn in early, but on the way to my room I noticed a door marked RESIDENT'S LOUNGE and put my head in. It was a large parlour, with easy chairs and a settee, all with starched antimacassars; a bookcase with a modest selection of jigsaw puzzles and paperback books; an occasional table with some well-thumbed magazines; and a large colour television. I switched on the TV and looked through the magazines while I waited for it to warm up. They were all women's magazines, but they weren't like the magazines my mother and sister read. The articles in my mother's and sister's magazines were always about sex and personal gratification. They had titles like `Eat Your Way to Multiple Orgasms', `Office Sex - How to Get it', `Tahiti: The Hot New Place for Sex' and `Those Shrinking Rainforests - Are They Any Good for Sex?' The British magazines addressed more modest aspirations. They had titles like `Knit Your Own Twinset', `Money- Saving Button Offer', `Make This Super Knitted Soap-Saver' and `Summer's Here - It's Time for Mayonnaise!' What are your favorite books about travel? Do you have any funny stories to share?
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