CNN: Hey, You Know There's Always an Outside Chance That Our Fake Audio Might Be Real

A CNN time-waster was interviewing two law enforcement experts on the alleged Michael Brown Shooting Audio. You know the one that goes, "You are so pretty. You're so fine."

So CNN was asking two guys who know nothing about the case to speculate about an unconfirmed alleged audio from an unidentified man.

The experts both expressed their strong doubts that the audio was real.

The CNN time-waster had a strong rebuttal, though.

After the first guest says it's most likely a hoax, and might just be a Howard Stern prankster, he allows, more out of politeness than conviction, "But it could be real."

The CNN timewaster echoes this thought hopefully: "But it could be."

CNN

Hey, it could be real.

Ya never know.

By the way, if this is proven to be fake, let me put a bee in the bonnet of the technically skilled:

Isolate the "You are so pretty, you're so fine" audio, and then add in, in background, the sounds of Mario gobbling up coins and jumping from mushrooms, and we can present it to the world as "AUDIO: Deranged Plumber Goes on Hallucinogen-Fueled Looting Spree."

posted by Ace at 01:09 PM

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