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July 01, 2014
Chris Hayes: Americans Don't Like Soccer Because They Can't Use Their Imperialistic Hegemony to Assert Their Dominance or Something
Exactly, that's just what I was thinking.
Americans don't like soccer because of Euro-wannabee tools like Chris Hayes who take the game as some kind of metaphor for socialism.
Actually, it's worn as yet another badge by the self-presumed Aristocratic Class to distinguish themselves from their allegedly-common fellows.
The allegedly-common fellows correctly discern the intent of the tribalistic wearing of feathers, are are properly insulted and annoyed by it.
Americans chiefly dislike soccer because of progressive goons, who generally hate sports as an unpleasantly masculine affair, but pretend to like soccer because it is yet another silly Mark of Distinction for those with few real ones to cling to.
A man at MSNBC who has even worse ratings than Chris Hayes clumsily frigged the Political Superiority Erogenous Zones of his desperate-for-affirmation audience earlier today, too.