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Overnight Open Thread (6-23-2014)Walmart Fisks the New York Times And points out every omission and inaccuracy of Timothy Egan's emoting of an op-ed. It's like he just copied every talking point from an anti-Walmart activist group handout without doing even 15 seconds of googling to look into their claims. (thanks to RD Brewer) And Nate Hale at In From the Cold points out that Walmart could have twisted the knife even further by comparing the economic trajectory of the vaunted NYT to that of Walmart. One final thought: had we been in Mr. Tovar's position, there would be a little addendum to our critique, something along the lines of "Hey Tim: at least we have a business model that works." At last report, Wal-Mart was both the largest employer and tax payer in America, and its economic muscle to force lower prices amounts to a 6.5% boost in household income for the nation's poorest families. And by the way, that statistic comes from the liberal economist Jason Furman, appointed last year as Chairman of President Obama's Council of Economic Advisers. Hardly a member of the Vast Right Wing conspiracy. Well, well, well guess who's currently stuck in Iraq at this very moment trying to clean up the mess. Hint it's one of these three: Jew-Hating Presbyterian Church Divest Themselves From Israel So the Presbyterian Church (PCUSA) finally got the votes to divest themselves of any Israeli companies as well as any other companies who merely do business with Israel. Note that no other country on Earth besides Israel is shunned by the PCUSA in this way. One of their leaders committed a Kinsley Gaffe and accidentally gave the game away: ...Heath Rada, moderator for the church meeting, said immediately after the vote that "in no way is this a reflection of our lack of love for our Jewish brothers and sisters." But at least the PCUSA did reject banning the word 'Israel' altogether. Well at least for now. Also the Presbyterian Church Hates Guns Here's what they're calling for among other things:
Now I know what all the Presbyterian morons in the audience will say - this is the national organization and our local church doesn't support this stuff at all. But if you're a conservative (or at least a non-anti-Semite) and attend a Presbyterian church that's still affiliated with the PCUSA, you are complicit in their actions. They claim to speak for you and unless you disabuse them (and everyone else) of this notion with your actions, the assumption is that they do. Oh and you Methodists shouldn't start feeling too smug either since the UMC is just a few steps behind the PCUSA. Who is Gilbert? You may be sorry you asked. Gilbert is GLBT: Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgendered. And we just learnt that June is Gilbert Month in the US Army (.pdf), where everyone must attend mandatory Gilbert Indoctrination, display their rainbow flags, and learn of the great contributions of Gilbert Soldiers. I have been specifically told that, "If you are not on board with this program, there is no place in the military for you." Shorter VA: Thanks for Your Service, Now FOAD but Mostly Just D While the VA is focusing on their real priorities - climate change, renewable energy, and performance bonuses - veterans are left to die. But at least they'll be buried in solar-powered cemeteries! Acting Under Secretary for Memorial Affairs Steve Muro told the crowd, "With one of VA's first wind turbine projects, the Massachusetts National Cemetery is leading the way in the use of renewable energy while providing the burial benefits that New England Veterans and their families have earned." The Raymond G. Murphy VA Medical Center put 3,000 vets on a phantom waiting list to see a doctor who doesn't see patients. The fundamental problem with VA isn't due to lack of money or even unfeeling bureaucrats - it's the fact that the VA is exactly what a free, government-run health system eventually turns into. And the real solution is to cut it back. Despite their good intentions, though, having to pay for private care for so many vets - Cressy is typical of a lot of today's caseload, an aging man who never served in combat but is coming down with the illnesses of old age - will probably bankrupt the VA. In effect, this has created a vast new entitlement. The fate of the bill in the House is uncertain. But Don't Worry - The Top. Women (and Top. Men) of Congress Are On Top of the VA Issue Leftist Talk Radio Host Wants To Trick Police Into Killing Open Carrier Protesters Because he's against guns and violence Atlanta-based talk show host Mike Malloy wants to deliberately get gun open carriers killed. I guess what I'll do if I'm ever in that situation and I see one of these half-witted yahoos walking in with a weapon, high-caliber rifle like that, I'll just put on a berserk act.I will just start screaming Gun! Gun! Gun! Watch out, everybody hit the deck! Guns! Guns! Everybody! And then dial 911 and I will say, shots fired, which will bring every g**-damned cop within 15 miles. And then the half-wits with the long guns are going to panic and they're going to run out of the store and if that rifle isn't shouldered properly, the cop is going to take a look at that and put a bullet right in their forehead. Now I'm not enamored of open carrier activists and think they're ultimately doing more harm than good for the gun cause, but note that unlike Mike Malloy they are acting legally and not plotting to get innocent people killed because they disagree with them. At Eden Village, staff members and campers follow something called the "no body talk" rule. "The specific rule is while at camp, we take a break from mentioning physical appearance, including clothing," said Vivian Stadlin, who founded the camp six years ago with her husband, Yoni Stadlin. "And it's about myself or others, be it negative, neutral or even positive." Well the imagination and cruelty of kids are pretty irrepressible. So I don't doubt that competent Mean Girls could probably bully a unpopular girl into an eating disorder without ever once mentioning her body or appearance. American Exchange Student Pulled Out of Giant German Vagina And not in the good way either. Hell one birth experience per lifetime is traumatic enough without a second even more humiliating vagina extraction. An unidentified young man visiting Tubingen University in southwest Germany wedged himself inside a vagina sculpture called "Making Love" and couldn't get out. He had to be rescued by five emergency vehicles and 22 firefighters, but not before a friend snapped pictures and posted them on Imgur. The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes. And my twitter thang. Tonight's post brought to you by the firewalk of pain: Notice: Posted by permission of LaceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send le tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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