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Superatheist Richard Dawkins: We Shouldn't Read Fairy Tales to Children, As That Encourages Them to Believe in the Supernatural and Therefore GodI wouldn't link this except he becomes inadvertently funny when he explains what we should be reading to children. Speaking at the Cheltenham Science Festival, Dawkins, a prominent atheist, said that it was 'pernicious' to teach children about facts that were 'statistically improbable' such as a frog turning into a prince. Kids love stories about statistical improbability. Gather 'round, Children: Gran-Gran Dawkey is going to tell you the wondrous tale of Applied Statistics and Probability Theory. -- For realsies? Will Gran-Gran tell us of grand stories of Regression Analyses? -- Will he tell us of Correlations and Bayesian Interference? All these things, Children. All these things and more. -- Yay, World Grounded Firmly in Actuarial Tables!!! This is a weird thing. Sometime this past year Josh Barro (you may know his work from Twitter) was braggin' on himself for never having believed in Santa. So, you know, Josh Barro was pretty proud of having accomplished at a young age what ever single Jewish child has achieved by his first breath. But anyway, this Santa-Skepticism-Bragging is apparently A Thing with a certain psychological type: The scientist claims he saw through the myth of Santa Claus even at the young age of 21 months. Of course this is all in service of his pet demon: He was asked whether parents who instill in their children a belief in God are subjecting them to a form of child abuse. He went on to talk about having been molested as a child and how he doesn't believe that such "mild pedophilia" is necessarily anything to get worked up about. That's probably another good story to tell Children. I was actually thinking about this sort of thing recently, specifically, about the really mean stuff parents tell their kids -- or at least used to tell their kids -- on this score. Specifically, about the Bogeyman or Boogeyman, and how he would do just awful things to you if you didn't do your chores and stuff. This isn't just a European thing: Bogeyman-like beings are nearly universal; common to folklore in many disparate countries. If you go through Wikipedia's list, you find so, so many wonderful gems like... The Sack-Man Or: El Coco Can I just point out that if your child refuses to go to his bed, telling him that there is an evil, hairy pumpkin-headed ghost hiding directly under his bed is unlikely help matters? Babau There you go. In Italy, he is portrayed as a tall man wearing a heavy black coat, with a black hood or hat which hides his face. Sometimes, parents will knock loudly under the table, pretending that someone is knocking at the door, and saying: "Here comes l'uomo nero! He must know that there's a child here who doesn't want to drink his soup!" L'uomo nero is not supposed to eat or harm children, just take them away to a mysterious and frightening place. That's kind of worse, almost. Goya has a painting about El Coco: ![]() Yeah that's not terrifying or anything. A lot of them involve Sacks: In Haiti, there is a popular belief that a tall man, with legs two floors high, walks around the towns at midnight to catch and eat the people that stay outside... So scary, they name their Secret Police Thugs after it. "Bloody-Bones" or "Rawhead" is one from England and the American South. Bloody-Bones is usually said to live near ponds, but according to Ruth Tongue in Somerset Folklore, "lived in a dark cupboard, usually under the stairs. If you were heroic enough to peep through a crack you would get a glimpse of the dreadful, crouching creature, with blood running down his face, seated waiting on a pile of raw bones that had belonged to children who told lies or said bad words." The list just goes on and on, for just about every country and culture. All I know is this: Serious, Kids, go to f***ing bed, because your parents are thisclose to telling you a story that will wig you out forever if you don't. Oh and eat your soup, for crying out loud. | Recent Comments
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