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May 14, 2014
Cat Saves Boy From Attack by Dog
The dog's attack is a cowardly, sneak attack, but the cat tops that by striking out of nowhere like a lightning bolt made out of claws, dander, and hate.
Shock and awwww.
Of course, cats' natural prey aren't dogs.
Cats' natural prey are... alligators.
Mugsy, the Cat Who Beats Up Alligators for a Living:
I think this is the same cat. Chicken has been put out to attract the gators; the cat doesn't like the gator eating the chicken, and says as much.