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Jay Carney Relaxes at Home with His Wife, ABC's Claire Shipman, Their Children, and Vintage Soviet Red Army Propaganda Posters | Main | Overnight Open Thread (11 Apr 2013)
April 11, 2014

Are We There Yeti Open Thread

Is this a yeti?

Come on, you know damn well that's a yeti.

Okay, so you're claiming that's a dog. Well, fine, smartie-pants -- but how would he know to imitate a yeti unless he had actually seen a yeti?

You will have to admit that this is a yeti, at least.

A baby yeti.

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That's obviously a yeti. It's carrying around a chunk of snow, for crying out loud.

Admit it's a yeti. You can lie to me, but don't lie to yourself.

So now you say "That's a Japanese Macaque," and I say:

That's just another word for yeti, Poindexter.

And Speaking of Something Which Isn't This: Two-sentence horror stories.

Most of them fall into the same few patterns, but the one about the kid complaining about a monster under his bed is darned good.



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