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Obama Misspells "Respect" (RSPECT); CNN's Palace Guard Immediately Begins Making Excuses“When Aretha first told us what R-S-P-E-C-T meant to her,” Obama said to the general laughter of the audience.... No, not at all. Ashleigh Banfield's defense is preposterous. If Obama were making some kind of joke, he'd elide the second e in "respect" (because that's the one Aretha Franklin famously elides with the p, doing a combined pee-ee sound), not the first. But the High Exalted Precious must be defended against all slurs against his potency. Of course, this is not the most egregious media story of the day. It's not even close. IThe image showed a group of young boys gathered in a circle with their hands raised at an unusual angle. The AP’s original caption on the photo said they were reciting the organization’s “creed” during a meeting in North Richland Hills, Texas. So AP caught a group of kids slowly lowering their arms from straight up to down by their side, shot the picture in the mid-point, knowing it looked like the Sieg Heil Salute -- and also knowing it wasn't that at all -- and then took days to delete the deceptive photo. Good God. They just framed kids as Nazis and then defended their doing such. They claimed to the WaPo's Eric Wemple that the picture was accurate enough, by AP's standards. All because Trail Life doesn't permit gay scouts. #greatestladyEVER:
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