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February 13, 2014

Foot-ball Thread

After I goofed up the sports thread pretty bad last time, the guys promised I could take another turn but they made me wait for a really long time. Two years!

But finally they said it was okay to try again. YAY ME! Ace gave the go-ahead just this morning. So I have been absolutely scouring the news sites for information about the big upcoming foot-ball meets, but it looks like they must be cancelled on account of the snowstorm.

No one is reporting this yet, but it is likely that the teams could not make it to the foot-ball rinks because of all the closed highways and stuff.

I emailed Ace about this and he seemed surprised but told me to 'go for it' anyway and that he totally trusted me.

Which is awesome and actually quite deeply touching. So I am not going to screw it up this time.

You will probably only read this here because none of the other news sites are reporting it:


NO FOOT-BALL on Friday, February 14, on account of bad weather.

I'm sorry. There was nothing we could do.

Cheerleaders below the fold, as usual.

All of these girls could skin a rabbit and knew the secret to a flaky pie crust. But they wouldn't touch your weezer until you bought them a house. It was a better time.

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posted by Laura. at 09:17 PM

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