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February 12, 2014

DOOM: And here you thought there was no more DOOM....


A little DOOM to darken your day, my groovy babies. Monty's DOOM is like Monty's love: hard and fast and unexpected and unsatisfying and kind of sad.

Actual headline: "ObamaCare both sucks and blows." I'm sensing some hostility here. I dunno. Maybe it's just me.

Democrats to Obama: "Hit me again, Ike! And this time put some stank on it!"


...[T]hey seem to have arbitrarily picked a weekend to take the website down, without considering itís probably the most important enrollment day of the month.
Wotta bunch of maroons.

How do you know when you're DOOMed? When every choice ends in disaster, despair, or insolvency.

To Teh Krugman: Welcome to the supply-side!

Your chart-fu of the day.

What do people do when their unemployment insurance runs out? Shockingly, they find work. It may not be high-paying work; it may not be the traditional 9-5 work; it may not be an actual "job" in the normal sense. But necessity, as they say, is the mother of invention and keeping body and soul together is one of the greatest motivators there is. The real problem is that the Federal Government's definition of "employed" is both politically warped and very archaic.

ZOMG STOCKS ARE DOWN 5% FOR THE YEAR! Except...it's only February. The stock market is volatile these days; we all know that. I'll wait until late summer or early fall before I start to be concerned.

It is natural for markets to go up and down. This year is no different, and there is little in the market that warrants changing your long-term strategic plan with which you entered the year.
This presumes, of course, that there is any investor left in America with such an old-fashioned thing as a "long-term strategic plan".

It turns out that Obama's "MyRA" intiative is a really bad idea. Just like every other idea His Majesty the King has had since taking office.

very suspicious cat

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