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February 04, 2014

Looking for love [Y-not]

Wired had a fun piece about the dos and don'ts of online dating profiles. Apparently, tatted men are hawt, tatted gals are nawt. Also, don't mention the Almighty, but DO watch Homeland.

One assumes that to find a good conservative mate, sammiches and bacon should appear prominently in your online dating profile.

Anyhoo, Wired's article reminded me of those old Dewar's Scotch ads. Remember them?


They were quite a thing at one time. My friends and I used to sit around in art class making them up for each other.

Here's one for Jerry Orbach at age 33. Hubba, hubba.

Orbach.jpg

Follow this link to see Gale Sayer's profile. It's for sale at Ebay. (Anybody know when navycopjoe's birhday is?)

I wonder what a certain Ewok's Dewar's Profile would contain?


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