Justin Bieber Looks Slightly Like Miley Cyrus

Creepy, isn't it?

Just breaking over the Belieber News Network: Bieber's bail has just been set at a mere $2,500 after his arrest.

Bieber was arrested after police said they saw him speeding down a residential street in Miami Beach in a yellow Lamborghini. Officers say he had an expired license, was initially not cooperative when he was pulled over and smelled of alcohol.

Police say Bieber later admitted that he had been drinking, smoking marijuana and taking prescription medication.

ABCNews asks the important questions: Could Bieber be deported? I'm not linking that because that's stupid celebrity bait. You don't have to read it because it says exactly what you'd guess it says: Well, maybe, possibly, we don't really know, the law isn't clear, but it probably wouldn't happen.

Although, to be fair, I did learn that Bieber is suspected (but not charged) in causing $20,000 in vandalism damage by throwing eggs at neighbor's houses. And that would make deportation more of a possibility.

Because someone asked for a silly post, and this Bieber crap doesn't seem like enough, I thought, "Where can I find stupid shit?" And I of course thought, "Why, the Daily Mail."

But they're just All Bieber All Day too. (Some more Miley/Bieber comparisons there.)

For reasons that aren't clear, Seth Rogan proclaimed: "All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of sh**."

I don't know if he actually was joking when he says he wasn't, or if this is one of those Celebrity Beefs I don't care about.

posted by Ace at 03:57 PM

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