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January 23, 2014

From the Sidebar: Nation Horrified at Sight of Enormous Mishapen Diseased Fake Boob

Horrifying.

Oh, and the Daily Mail has the sad story of a porn star with O sized fake breasts (and K-sized fake lips, too).

Before any women ask: The number of men who think that's hot is pretty small. Single digits percentages. Men like breasts. Those are not breasts. If you put a nipple on a cheese grater, it would not be a breast. And those are as far from breasts as cheese graters or, of course, basketballs.

I don't know whether to fondle those or go for three points.

Thanks to @comradearthur and @rdbrewer4.

Open Thread, of course.



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