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December 31, 2013
Global Warming Research Ship Trapped by Expanding Antarctic Ice
Yup.
An icebreaker ship attempted to cut through the thickening, coldening Antarctic ice, but has failed and was forced to retreat from Nature's Oddly-Cold Warming Onslaught.
Does AP notice the irony here? Do they say "ironically enough" at any point in the article?
Of course not. Because that would be to notice that the "science" of global warming is being undermined by the Advancing Glacial Ice of global warming, and political correctness requires that you never notice the obvious. Which is part of Orwell's Doublethink.
A Chinese icebreaker that was en route to rescue a ship trapped in Antarctic ice was forced to turn back on Saturday after being unable to push its way through the heavy sea ice.
The Snow Dragon icebreaker came within 7 miles (11 kilometers) of the Russian ship MV Akademik Shokalskiy, which has been stuck since Christmas Eve, but had to retreat after the ice became too thick, said expedition spokesman Alvin Stone.
The Akademik Shokalskiy, which has been on a research expedition to Antarctica, got stuck Tuesday after a blizzard's whipping winds pushed the sea ice around the ship, freezing it in place. The ship wasn't in danger of sinking, and there are weeks' worth of supplies for the 74 scientists, tourists and crew on board, but the vessel cannot move.
Always remember that the following three things prove the theory of global warming:
1. Alarmingly warm temperatures
2. Alarmingly cold temperatures
3. Alarmingly mild temperatures
See? They're covered all three ways.
"Science"
The best theories are the ones that by their own logic can never be disproved.
Scientists who announce clear refutation scenarios are just pussies who Hate Science.