Now The Daily Mail Isn't Just Trolling, It's Parodying Itself For Trolling Open Thread

Are you ready?

No, are you really ready?

Because this is the ne plus ultra of trolling.

This is the big one, boys.

This is the big one.

Are you ready?

No, you think you are but I know you're not. It's like when your dad asked if you were Ready for Highway Driving Practice. You said you were but you knew you were kind of afraid of merging at 50 mph.

And you should be afraid of this, too.

Here. Enjoy the awful.

I'll take that awful silence as awful silence. A commenter dropped this into a comment but I didn't notice his name and I'm frankly not sure he would want, or should receive, any credit for this.

In other news, this happened and it's awful.

Obama actually said this and it's awful.

DrewMTips thinks the House GOP Leadership is awful. But then, Drew thinks everything is awful. But then, he's right about that.

Salon is awful but you knew that.

The chief of the Boston University Medical Center's facial and reconstructive surgery department says that John Kerry's cosmetic surgery is awful.

"He's been a little over-injected, I would say. It gives him an expressionless lower part of his face, and nothing was done on top. To say he looks Frankenstein-ian is not inaccurate," Spiegel said. "Tell him we can fix him, if he wants to get in touch."

Clever deployment of negations is not awful at all.

I added a new wrinkle to the podcast: awful impressions.

No animals today, but if you listen to this, first you're going to think it's awful, but then you might think it's not inaccurate to say it's not awful at all.

posted by Ace at 08:38 PM

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