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September 12, 2013

When You've Lost Chris Matthews, You've Lost Clarence Page, Dana Milbank, Howard Finemann, and a Couple other Low-Watt Media Lesser Lights Who Rely Upon That MSNBC Check for Cute Shoe Money

I need to unite this party.

I think we can all agree that Chris Matthews is a dummy.

So what's he babbling about? Oh, he thinks Obama has to do more "Tough Guy" isht like George Bush, which means, in his moist brain, a Commitment to Military Might, like just shooting missiles into Damascus without asking Congress or even the UN, and then refusing to compromise on the debt ceiling, and other Simian Dominance Displays as are favored by Obama's Friends on the Right.

Exit quote: "We all sophisticated here," but we have to shed all this damned nuance and be more thuggish and crude Because We're So Smart People Hold It Against Us.

Another exit quote: "Be a little demagogic," advises a different Progressive Tough Guy, apparently unaware that 2009-2013 happened.


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