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September 11, 2013

Anthony Weiner Loses His Bid to Masturbate in Gracie Mansion;
Sydney Leathers Shows Up At His Concession Speech With a Couple of New Friends

The $40,000 for a matching pair type of new friends.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Sydney Leathers, you need to take your big gigantic fake boobs and go away for a while.

This opens up another 500cc's of volume for bad tattooing. I imagine she'll get "GOLDEN" tattooed on Leftie and "PALACE" on Rightie.

The vine video in this Twitchy post depicts, I think, Sydney Leathers and her Triple D Posse literally chasing Weiner through a McDonald's, with the media of course in tow.

We've now reached the stage where someone becomes famous and A Celebrity for serving as a minor politician's virtual ejaculatory bullseye.

Although Weiner is undeniably douchey, sometimes I find myself liking him, like when he gives reporters the finger after leaving his event.

"Despite the scandal-driven media obsession over a mistake I made long ago which is now long behind me, I just wanted to get out my message of fighting for the Middle Class," said Anthony Weiner, masturbating into a woman's shoe.

Okay that's not really a quote. But it is the subtext.


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