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September 10, 2013

After a Day of Statements that Kerry "Went Off Script" and Was Speaking Hypothetically and Denying that Any Deal Should Happen, White House and Kerry Now Claiming This Was Their Plan All Along

Um. I'd say I predicted it, which I did, but then, so did you, so did your dog, so did your car, so did your shoes.

It isn't difficult to predict this Maladministration's moves. Just think of a statement which purports to cast Obama in a heroic blaze, and which is also completely untrue.

And that's the Cult Harmony Message for the next day.

And also the Cult Mental Readiness Message.

I can't take it.

I just can't.

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