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September 03, 2013

Kerry, Hagel Make the Case for an Unprovoked War of Choice, Apparently Beaming Their Testimony In From BizarroWorld

Sorry, I didn't realize this was a thing. Update: FoxNews has stopped carrying the hearings but of course MSNBC's got WAR FEVER!!!11!eleventy!, baby.

And Kerry said "y'all," so that means he's gonna get his Cowboy Imperialist Swagger Bombing On. Y'all.

So far several interesting things happened. Asked how the administration would distinguish Al Qaeda jihadis from "moderate democrat" rebels, Hagel punted to Kerry who then punted to Dempsey. I don't know what Dempsey said. Tinker to Evers to Chance, except awful.

I don't know the context, but apparently Kerry announced, "We have a map." Well, then we cannot fail!

Another line I don't know the context of: Kerry said, in response to a question about his knowledge of something, "To my knowledge, I have no knowledge..." of whatever was asked about.

But he does have that Map, so it's cool.

And Code Pink interrupted the Senate Intelligence Committee's hearings for a brief, indifferent Courtesy Protest.




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