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August 20, 2013

Pandas Going Down a Slide Open Thread

If you don't love this video, I just don't know what to tell you.

Before that video cheer-up, Egypt's strongman is now sort of offering the West: keep the money coming and we'll kill terrorists for you. Heck, we'll even rebuild some churches, if you like that sort of thing.

Well, now that you put it that way...

Anyone who wants to beat Christie will have to figure out some way to overcome Christie's network of very big-dollar donors.

Oh, re that "Three Black kids killed the white kid" story: Actually, it was two black kids and one white kid who did the murder. I know you can't see that from the mugshot pictures that were running-- because those were mistaken mugshots. They ran the picture of one kid twice in that picture. The white kid wasn't shown.

This story has the actual mugshots. As you can see, Murderer 3 is white.

On one of the alleged killer's Facebook pages, investigators found the message: "Bang. Two drops in two hours," Sky News reports.

"I think they were on a killing spree. We would have had more bodies that night if we didn't get them, Ford said in an interview with the Australian Associated Press.

As you can see they were very eager to comply with all relevant statutes involving gun ownership.


If you play the video simultaneously with the following theme song it's... well it's not better. It's just something you could do.

Oh, and it's not as much fun as pandas, but goats go down slides too.

Well, mostly they just sort of fall off of them.

And, from dangergirl, boxer puppies going down a slide.

that last via @kevinabq

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