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July 22, 2013

Kate Middleton Gives Birth to 8 Pounds, 6 Ounces of White Male Cis-Heteronormative Privilege

Feminist lunatic Amanda Marcotte is beside herself with joy:

I'll give everyone a couple of hours to enjoy this arbitrarily selected baby to gush over before I start reminding you of infant mortality.
— Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) July 22, 2013

But what about Feline AIDS?

Charles Cooke asks Marcotte if she has any self-awareness whatsoever.

At any rate, leaving politics out if this, Kate Middleton (why do we still call her 'Middleton"?) gave birth to a male heir to the throne. A name hasn't been announced yet.

Apparently there's some tradition of a town crier announcing such news. Here then the video, apparently of the John Pertwee-era Doctor Who disguising himself as a royal town crier.

Barack Obama graciously sent the newborn a signed copy of Dreams from My Father.

@benhowe caught the Marcotte tweet. Great catch. So perfect.

Thank you, Amanda, for providing your typical unhinged goofball stupidity. I've been looking at this stupid story for 40 minutes figuring "How the hell do I even cover this?" Well, you provided the answer.

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