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Overnight Open Thread (7-9-2013)4 Things Every Modern Man Should Be Able to Do 4. Build a fire 3. Run a mile 2. Change a car tire 1. Divide up a bill And speaking of changing tires you should go listen to the first 20 minutes of Adam Carolla's recent podcast where a July 4th flat tire with a non-driving teenage nephew turns into a Thurberesque nightmare. Oh Rand What Were You Thinking? I've wanted to unreservedly like Rand but have ended up staying a bit wary of him - mainly because I'm afraid he had a bit too much of his father's kookiness in him as well as his father's tendency to surround himself with questionable people with rather disreputable views. And this doesn't help: A close aide to Sen. Rand Paul (R., Ky.) who co-wrote the senator's 2011 book spent years working as a pro-secessionist radio pundit and neo-Confederate activist, raising questions about whether Paul will be able to transcend the same fringe-figure associations that dogged his father's political career. And Hunter sure seems to share the same political preoccupation with neoconservatives as Paul Sr:
You rarely hear about it since soldiers generally aren't quartered in peoples' homes without consent these days. Except maybe in Henderson, NV: LAS VEGAS (CN) - Henderson police arrested a family for refusing to let officers use their homes as lookouts for a domestic violence investigation of their neighbors, the family claims in court. A third amendment suit is a bit of a stretch since you'd have to show that local police count as soldiers and that the 3A applies to state and local governments. However when you read the sordid egregious details of the case I think a fourth amendment case is more applicable. The complaint continues: "Defendant Officer David Cawthorn outlined the defendants' plan in his official report: 'It was determined to move to 367 Evening Side and attempt to contact Mitchell. If Mitchell answered the door he would be asked to leave. If he refused to leave he would be arrested for Obstructing a Police Officer. If Mitchell refused to answer the door, force entry would be made and Mitchell would be arrested.'" Remember this was all because police wanted to spy on the Mitchells' neighbors over a domestic violence complaint. Fact checkin' is hard. Can you spot the error is this diagram? And speaking of Mayberry: Andy Taylor and the Coercive Power of the State Andy Taylor? Readers with long memories may remember that he is the character played by Andy Griffith in the long-running eponymous television show from the Sixties (the good bit of the Sixties). As sheriff of the town of Mayberry, Andy is responsible for maintaining order - no, that's not quite right: the townspeople are responsible for maintaining order. Andy is simply a sort of boundary marker. He represents what Walter Bagehot might have called the impressive side of the social contract. He has a sidearm. He rarely wears it. It's usually at home, unloaded, hidden on top of a china cabinet. He barely wears a uniform. That's to say, his uniform is homey, not scary. Compare this to what happens when you go fishing in Effingham, Illinois today: I took 3 of my grandchildren jug fishing (tie string to a milk jug, attach a hook and bait and set them in the water, come back hours later and bring in the fish). This was a first for my kids. We left about 9:00 p.m., and after setting out two of the jugs we got stopped by two officers from Illinois Department of Natural Resources (appropriately shortened to DNR). They were going to do a safety check. They had guns, dressed as Gestapo, and had bulletproof vests. As you'll see there is no Andy Taylor or even Barney Fife in the IL DNR. Guantánamo prison will synchronize force-feedings to Ramadan fast "The U.S. prison at Guantánamo has sufficient military medical staff to synchronize forced-feedings to the Ramadan fast and will only feed hunger strikers after sunset and before dawn," I guess I'm supposed to feel bad about this but eh whatever. I've never been impressed by hunger strikers - to me it's always been a form of blackmail and a particularly stupid form of suicide but hey if you wanna starve yourself go right on ahead. Less money for us to spend keeping your dumb ass living and bitching. And if we decide to keep to keep you alive, well then you're just gonna have to keep on living motherfucker. Oh and happy Ramadan. Brett Kimberlin vs. Mrs. Kimberlin And is the man named in the complaint their gardener? @AaronWorthing @rsmccain @antvq16 @SarahWW @itsEric she is SO getting SWATted. That Time Jennifer Aniston Ate And it was just horrible - however do the proles survive on that stuff? Have you ever been in a situation where you had no other choice but to grab some fast food? Teh Tweet! Tonight's post brought to you by Goofus and Gallant: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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