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July 02, 2013
Detailed Analysis of Sharknado Trailer Offers Four Key Hints About Much-Anticipated Blockbuster
Based on a careful frame-by-frame analysis of the SHARKNADO trailer, I see the following four themes strongly hinted at:
1. Sharks
2. Tornado
3. Sharknado
4. Tara Reid
I'm going to sue the filmmakers for plagiarism -- they looked inside my brain and stole my most wonderful dreams.
Oh, and Open Thread. Plus, the worst parents in America who didn't murder their children.
Oh, and this might be important at some point.