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July 01, 2013

In China, IT Worker Accidentally Plugs in Porn Movie "The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks" into Giant Outdoor Jumbotron Screen

I think the headline here is that there's a movie called "The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks."

You'll come for the sex, but you'll stay for the chopsticks.

He had plugged his own computer into the jumbotron to fix a problem, then settled in to watch some porn, not realizing it was now playing on the screen.

Passengers waiting for trains at Jilin Station in China were stunned when saucy scenes from X-rated film The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks appeared on the huge screen, which is usually used to air adverts.
The movie played for ten minutes before the plug was pulled.

Ten minutes, huh? Sounds about right.

posted by Ace at 02:28 PM

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