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June 28, 2013

New App Teaches Women How to Find Their Vaginas

I think GOP senators must have the Beta of this app.

Anyway, I could summarize the summary, but then, you could just click that link. It's easier for both of us if you do that. Note: The link goes to ViralRead, a conservative news site, but it does contain highly-stylized Hello Kitty cutesy-cartoon representations of a vagina.

Anthropomorphization of poon, if you will. I think it's pretty safe because it's not immediately obvious what they cutesy cartoon creature is supposed to be, and also, the point of the article is news/commentary, not porn or anything. Though, as usual, sexual language is in play (the app is designed to teach women that snicking their snootch feelz good, because apparently that's a Big Secret That Society Is Hiding From You.)

It's my belief it's Safe For Work, but that's just my belief, and I don't know your boss.

The only thing shocking about this story is that, apparently, US taxpayers are not, I repeat not, paying for it. Man bites dog! What a mitzvah!

Hallelujah! And they said it couldn't happen!

There's a ridiculous cultural-left woman-infantilizing boondoggle going on somewhere and we're not paying for it!!!!

That said, I bet you in two weeks we find there's some sort of NEA grant flowing into this dope's pocket pool.


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