Interesting article on the livability of NYC [CBD]

This might validate some of the opinions of the Morons who are less than enthusiastic about the glory that is NYC.

Follow-up article below the jump [courtesy of commenter "Paul"]

"Fleeing New Yorkers Turned Back At City Limits"

In response to our earlier story about the citizens of New York City abandoning their city, a group of citizens from the rest of the country quickly mobilized to contain the evacuation and keep the New Yorkers in place.

"Those dumbasses elected Bloomberg, now they can live with him." a member of a hastily improvised militia told our reporter.

Others expressed sympathy for the trapped city dwellers: "It's nothing personal, you understand. But we can't let what happened in New York City spread any further than it already has." said Susie Crabapple, who travelled from her home in Peoria, Illinois to take part.

Other respondents were less charitable. "Let. It. Burn. Let it all burn!"

Around the country, citizen militias are drawing up plans to contain Detroit, Chicago, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Philadelphia and many others, if necessary.

When President Obama was contacted for his opinion on the matter, his answer was "Wait a minute. What happened? Sorry, I was out late at a fundraiser last night and didn't have to chance to watch the news this morning."

posted by Open Blogger at 01:22 PM

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