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June 13, 2013

Senator Mary Landrieu: South Dakota Borders on Canada, You Know

I'm pretty sure that South Dakota implies a more northerly Dakota.

Remember, these people are all super-smart, per the media, who are all super-smart themselves (Also per the media.)


Some possible movies:

In a land of mystery and confusion, one intrepid soul attempts to find a way. Senator Mary Landrieu in...

T H E

L O S T

D A K O T A

Or, how 'bout:

When a state goes missing, Detective Mary Landrieu is on the case. Can she discover....

W H I C H
W A Y P I S PU P

Or even:

In the world of the future, the evil Canadian Empire has annexed North Dakota.

But resistance fighter Mary-6 Landrieu will put things right.

B L O O D

O F S T H E

M A P L E S

Or even:

Mary Landrieu just wanted a day-trip to Canada. But thanks to a wondrous map and a GPS system that had a mind of its own, she wound up in a magical world of cattle and corn.

S T R A N G E

G E O G R A P H Y


Or finally:

They tried following her.

They tried anticipating her every move.

They got hopelessly lost. Because Senator Mary Landrieu went in a direction They couldn't have foreseen.

Mary Landrieu stars in...

N O R T H P B Y

S O U T H W E S T

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