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June 09, 2013

Obama gives Chinese president Xi fabulous gift on departure

Every world dignitary needs lawn furniture, right? Its right up there with gifting an original Frederic Remington...or an iPod full of Obama speeches.

Knoller posted the pic of this grand world class implement of outdoor reclination. Its for the ages. The kind of stuff one finds in the tombs of pharaohs and god kings or maybe your own backyard...

...probably mostly in your own back yard. Xi probably would have had more use for a bag of Kingsford.

UPDATE: The bench looks to be a "customized" version of http://www.foreverredwood.com's "Luna" model. By "customized" I mean cheaper with less woodworking effort and detail the back's top rail and spindle/slats. The stock Luna model has the attractive fully arched top rail which of course requires each spindle/slat to be a different size. The cheapened Obama world leader international gift grade model™ has the flat bottomed top rail allowing for identical size spindles/slats.

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