A Scientific Debate, Conducted on Twitter

I had written that because I saw a lefty claiming that in a "GOP-Free America," death would no longer exist. That's right -- the GOP is in the pocket of Big Death. The Reaper plies us with campaign donations to keep Death alive.

Thanks, Citizens United!

A bit later, completely randomly, I noted an old joke of mine, which appeared on this site back in 2004 or 2005, but I felt like telling it again.

As if to prove my original statement, a Twitter user now came in to say:

@Wilbs999 4 Jun

@SissyWillis @MelissaTweets @AceofSpadesHQ <----That's an interesting comment. And incorrect. But then sexual illiteracy is rampant.

I can't embed the actual Tweets because the account is blocking me. I guess you'll see why.

At any rate, now begins a Great Scientific Debate over social media.

To be resolved: Are testicles the breasts of the groin?

In favor: Me

Against: A random Twitter Person I'll just call "Professor Science"

Response:

‏@Wilbs999 4 Jun

@AceofSpadesHQ Maybe you should attempt a defense of it, then. @SissyWillis @MelissaTweets

Again, I'm blocked from actually embedding the tweet.

@Wilbs999 4 Jun

@AceofSpadesHQ Defend it.
Retweeted by DepressiveBlogger69

I'm sorry once again for putting out anti-science misinformation about testicles being jock-knockers.

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 4, 2013

If there's a cultural faultline in America, it's mons-pumpkins.

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 4, 2013

But some inquiring minds were interested in my bold scientific thesis.

Now informed it's a joke that she didn't get, WillsBS insists that it sounds nothing like any so-called "joke" she's ever heard.

@willbs999 Doesn't sound like a joke... Try enhancing your wardrobe to expose your "cleavage" then.

Burn.

@Wilbs999 4 Jun

@Brunette_W @AceofSpadesHQ I see now that I've picked up some kind of Howard Stern clown. I don't find that sort of humor funny.

Apparently not.

At this point Professor Science wandered off, but there was still yet one question to be answered:

posted by Ace at 04:25 PM

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