Of Course: Congress Working on Way to Exempt Itself From ObamaCare, Without Looking Too Horribly Hypocritical in Doing So | Main | Overnight Open Thread (4-25-2013)
April 25, 2013

Breaking: Kathy Griffin is a Bent, Desperate Hosebeast

Via @nkronos.

You kind of have to read this. You don't want to read it, and honestly, you're going to regret reading this. It's going to haunt you until the day you die. When death comes for you, you'll say, "Oh thank God, I'm dying, but at least my nightmares won't be filled with weird Kathy Griffin dirty-talk anymore."

Still and all, you have to read it. I can't even really quote it. I'll give you a keyword to search for: "Wet."

Yeah. It's like that. It's exactly what you think.

I know you don't want to read it. I didn't want to write it.

But we've got a real shit-sandwich on our hands here and we're all just going to have to take a great big bite.

A Video Telling of the Tale: Fred Stoller was on Norm MacDonald's podcast talking about the quivering ball of shot-out nerves and clinging paternal-rejection-complex need we call Kathy Griffin.


Thanks to @jackmcoldcuts for that.

digg this
posted by Ace at 08:44 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
AnonyBotymousDrivel: "Dack Thrombosis: [i]"Also notice the loons are ste ..."

Wooderson Kavanaugh: "We are living in a simulation. Time God is in cont ..."

Bacon Jeff: "You have to remember that "truth" is subjective to ..."

Rodrigo Borgia: "> I had no idea tending bar was so lucrative. ..."

#neverskankles : "Fwiw, PredictIt has it at around 70% confirm right ..."

Vernon: "697 It's always darkest just before it goes pitch ..."

Braenyard: "My backyard pool never closes, especially during w ..."

Meade Lux Lewis: "The RCP average has McAsskill and Hawley a dead he ..."

redridinghood: "I tumble out of bed every morning with my sore fee ..."

Ulysses: "Trump looks positively presidential through all th ..."

platypus, gg channel: "It's like I'm living inside a South Park episode. ..."

dagny: "I'd ask her who she was with at the Country club p ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64