Breaking: Kathy Griffin is a Bent, Desperate Hosebeast

Via @nkronos.

You kind of have to read this. You don't want to read it, and honestly, you're going to regret reading this. It's going to haunt you until the day you die. When death comes for you, you'll say, "Oh thank God, I'm dying, but at least my nightmares won't be filled with weird Kathy Griffin dirty-talk anymore."

Still and all, you have to read it. I can't even really quote it. I'll give you a keyword to search for: "Wet."

Yeah. It's like that. It's exactly what you think.

I know you don't want to read it. I didn't want to write it.

But we've got a real shit-sandwich on our hands here and we're all just going to have to take a great big bite.

A Video Telling of the Tale: Fred Stoller was on Norm MacDonald's podcast talking about the quivering ball of shot-out nerves and clinging paternal-rejection-complex need we call Kathy Griffin.

Thanks to @jackmcoldcuts for that.

posted by Ace at 08:44 PM

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