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April 25, 2013

New Zealand man jailed for watching anime pron videos of elves and pixies [Purp]

Yea, its come to that. Cartoon pron gets you sent to prison.

A man has been jailed for watching cartoon videos of elves, pixies and other fantasy creatures having sex...

...Anti-child pornography group ECPAT Child Alert director Alan Bell said the images were illegal because they encouraged people "to migrate from there to the real thing".

These concerns about the "gateway" nature of cartoon elf pron have been tragically confirmed by a recent wave of elf molestations and elf rape/murders at Disney Land and Disney World.

Disney officials say the problem is so bad they're having problems hiring people to wear the Elf costumes, even at a lavish $250/hr rate.

"Hey, $250 an hour isn't enough for people to risk almost certain death, but we just can't justify anything higher without charging $500 to get in, and that would put us out of business." said Eugene Storpenflesher head of HR at Disney World.

Storpenflesher added, "We may have go to robotic Elves if this ghastly cartoon pron problem doesn't get resolved soon."


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